S2E3 The Ancient Sword of the Meth King Vs The Cobra Chicken

In this episode I drag Roejen from Project Archivist into another journey into the stupid.  We found some of the most moronic news stories we could find for your Quarantine pleasure.   From Meth heads with swords, to Canadian Cobra Chickens, to Outbreak Porn.  We hope you get a well deserved laugh!  

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The Family DeKean By Christopher Hall

https://www.amazon.com/dp/1653242124/ref=cm_sw_r_apa_i_0XpBEbY909ES5?fbclid=IwAR2DXdh01RAcQHmDu07NaNrAqb_7VGTsjsoMQ2Aa_yy2PBYYF1DKJdGQ8JQ

Smurf Fest

http://www.rfi.fr/en/france/20200311-french-mayor-defends-smurf-rally-after-outcry-over-coronavirus-landerneau-italy-criticism-dangerous

Tattooed blue

https://nypost.com/2020/03/10/miserable-man-tattoos-entire-body-blue-to-feel-confident/

Ancient Sword of the Meth King

https://nypost.com/2020/03/07/ancient-sword-of-the-meth-king-seized-by-michigan-police/

Sarah Palin on Masked singer

https://www.nbcnews.com/think/opinion/sarah-palin-s-masked-singer-performance-fox-perfectly-encapsulated-our-ncna1157181

Hot Zone Porn

https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/xgq5ew/coronavirus-porn-going-viral-pornhub-xhamster?utm_content=1583334017&utm_medium=social&utm_source=VICE_facebook

Runyoka and prolonged african erections

https://bulawayo24.com/index-id-news-sc-national-byo-178578.html

Penis Theft Scare

https://mobile.reuters.com/article/amp/idUSN2319603620080423?__twitter_impression=true

Bladder brewery

https://www.sciencealert.com/doctors-report-the-first-known-case-of-a-woman-who-urinates-alcohol
drinking-drop-12298016/

Roman flying penis amulets

https://www.atlasobscura.com/articles/romans-used-to-ward-off-sickness-with-flying-penis-amulets?utm_source=facebook.com&utm_medium=atlas-page